Match Critique

I just saw this intro on someone's match.com profile and I can't stop laughing. I feel bad doing this, but it just has to be done. My notes in blue:

LET ME START BY SAYING THAT THESE ARE VERY BAD PICTURES OF MYSELF (yes, that does seem like a great start - I especially love the ALL CAPS, very serial killer, ransom note-ish) MUCH BETTER IN PERSON... (clearly) I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR..I HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. (except about your pictures, apparently.)

...LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL CHEMISTRY...I LIKE NASCAR (of course you do) AND MOST OTHER AUTO RACING... I LIKE TO TRAVEL TO FLORIDA ALOT.(AT LEAST 4 OR 5 TIMES A YEAR) (thanks for clearing up "a lot")... EAT OUT(SUSHI, SEAFOOD ETC...) (I think sushi IS seafood.) I ALSO LIKE TO GO OUT EAST TO THE WINERIES FOR WINE TASTING AND TO GET AWAY FROM REALITY ...,,THANK YOU ... (Also, the wineries are where I take you to kill you. THANK YOU.)