Disney Medley

I don't care who you are... if this doesn't make you smile, we wouldn't get along.

Beyoncé Backstage At The American Idol Finale

This is fantastic. She's truly captivating.

Beyoncé Backstage At The American Idol Finale

Jay-Z posted this video of Beyoncé preparing for her performance of "1+1″ prior to last night's season finale of American Idol.

Sometimes you need perspective. You've been right in front of greatness so often that you need to step back and see it again for the first time. This is the dressing room rehearsal for American Idol. NO MICROPHONE. No effects. – Andy WarHOV.

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Locke!

I want this on our door at work immediately!

WTF?

And what (pray tell) is a "personal melon?!" Like, is this the melon I'm supposed to trust with my personal problems? Good luck, melon!

Happy Love Day

Happy Mother's Day to everyone who has ever taken care of anyone unconditionally. Giving birth is not the only thing that makes you a mother. It's more about the love. In fact, it's all about the love. Anyone can have a baby. Not everyone can raise a person to be amazing. Here's to those women... the women who are raising remarkable people. It's the only job in the world where the hard part comes after the labor.

Happy Mother's Day to my beautiful mom. She was in labor with me for 22 hours. And then the hard work began :) Thank you, mom. You deserve more recognition than I could ever give you.

And don't forget the Mr. Moms today. Their influence matters more than you know.

Just celebrate love today. Only then will you know that you've grasped the true meaning of the day.

I love you, mom and dad. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for continuing to labor after the labor.

Not Buying It

Great. Just what I need... a thickening hairspray. Because if there's anything this girl needs, it's MORE HAIR. Sephora, you truly don't know me at all.

Photo of the Night

I like how we all say "We got him!" I don't know about you, but I was at home drinking margaritas with Steve when I heard Osama had been killed. So, no, I didn't get him. But our troops did. And they did it for these guys...

Proud to be an American today and every day. Proud that there are men and women who fight and work every day to protect us and to make us proud to call this country home.

Mission Accomplished.

I love The Three Amigos

and this photo is awesome :)

Buy the movie!

Breaking News with the Callahans

Me, to Dad: Are you watching the news?
Dad: I can't get it on my iPad.
Me: It's all over the TV.
Dad: Yeah, but I can't get it on my iPad.
Me: Okay dad.
Mom, waking up: What's going on?
Dad: Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Mom: Yay! Did WE do it??!