Geography Lesson

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman
 is like Africa : half discovered, half wild,
 fertile and naturally 
beautiful.


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed
 and
 open to trade, especially for someone of real value.


Between 31 and 
35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and
 convinced
 of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging
 but still a warm 
and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering
 past.


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war,
 doesn't
 make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of
 business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
 self-preserving,
 but open to
 meeting new people.


After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly
 beautiful, with a mysterious past and
 the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous
 spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
 



GEOGRAPHY OF A
 MAN


Between 18 and 90, a man is like Iran:  Ruled by Nuts.