For Your Weekend Reading and Viewing Pleasure

1. Instagram

We all act like this when it comes to Instagram. There's no use denying it. As a society, we absolutely love taking photos of our food, and our feet, and clouds (not necessarily in that order.)

2. Wil Wheaton
No matter what Sheldon Cooper thinks, Wil Wheaton is pretty awesome.

3. Pooping Gold
When I first moved to Greenwich and my friends asked me what it was like, I always responded, "It's Greenwich... everyone poops gold." My friends thought that was funny. Except, now you really CAN poop gold... and I'm not sure if it's quite as funny anymore. I liked it better when it was just a concept.

4. Submitted Without Comment.
Just kidding, of course I have a comment. This is the most endearing video of a basketball player kissing an elderly woman after she gets hit in the face with an errant ball that you will see, probably ever. 

5. Flash Mob Alert!
But not just any flash mob. A flash mob on the set of The Big Bang Theory. Bazinga!

6. Adam and Billy
I love that this guy Adam looks like a total badass, and yet he fell in love with a tiny little dog named Billy. Adam, I salute you.

7. "Why I Like You"
We need more things like this "compliment machine" in our world. Try not to get teary-eyed at this. I DARE you.

8. Beer Bottle Meets Car Window
I'm not promoting drinking and driving, but this trick that lets you open a beer bottle with a car window is awesome.

9. The GIF
To my nerd friends, a brief, animated history of the GIF.

10. Still my favorite version of A Christmas Carol...
Buzzfeed came up with 25 reasons why The Muppet Christmas Carol is the best. I agree with every single one.

11. Bonus Bob Dylan Advice:

“My real message? Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.” Bob Dylan, London Airport, 1965

I didn't say it was GOOD advice...