Awesome Tweets

Sometimes they're just too good not to share...

I find it hard to believe no one on The Walking Dead has heard of a zombie
— Annemarie Brown (@AdmiralAkbrown) December 3, 2013

Buying a Christmas tree is the only time all year I talk to someone wearing a jean jacket.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) December 4, 2013

I bet when spiders put on seven shoes only to realize the eighth in the set is missing, they're just like, "Screw it," and leave anyway.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) December 4, 2013

Yeah, I'm gonna use two paper towels to dry my hands. I don't give a god damn if the Lorax is looking dead at me.
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) December 5, 2013

Every night before bed I look at myself in the mirror and ask honestly, fearlessly, "Did you fucking crush it on LinkedIn today?"

— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) November 13, 2013

Top 10!

I know it's been awhile since my last post, but here are some things I've found during my travels around the Internet. Merry Christmas, everyone! If you're really good, I'll try to post again before January 1st, 2014 :) If you're naughty, then just assume I'm wishing you a Happy New Year and all good things...

1. Merry Christmas

2. This quote, because YES...

3. I usually don't laugh at these, but CHARLIE!

4. This tweet...

suddenly everything is kale. go ahead. check. that salad? kale. that drink? kale. your cellphone? kale. look at your boyfriend. he's KALE.
— Kayne (@MJCKayne) December 18, 2013

5. This thing that no one ever says...

6. Another Internet joke... especially important to remember around this time of the year!

7.  I can really relate to this right now. Have I mentioned how much I love Brian Andreas? (The answer is yes, and repeatedly.)

8. We spend a lot of time wondering if technology has made us more antisocial, but maybe we never really liked each other all that much in the first place ;) 

9. You'll never want to drive in the snow again...



10. For anyone using mass transportation over Christmas, please promise me you will do THIS...