It's weird that coward doesn't mean "toward a cow."
— lanyard (@lanyardigan) February 20, 2014
Of counter culture icons known for their short-shorts and white knee socks, I'd have to say that Hunter S Thompson was my favorite.
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) February 20, 2014
Let's pause to let this hilarity ensue:
Took the Girls quiz, it said I’m the dark angel Lucifer is he even on that show
— jon (@senderblock23) February 19, 2014
My favorite thing about Facebook is when someone asks a question in earnest and people comment just to say "I don't know."
— Joe Garden, Hunk (@joegarden) February 18, 2014
The Olympics remind us that no matter what country we may be from, we all look dumb using an iPad as a camera
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) February 18, 2014
My interest in the Sochi games really does not extend past hearing about how disgusting the hotels are.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 7, 2014
Superman t-shirts are a warning system that tells Superman who he'd need to rescue first.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) February 3, 2014
